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UNDER CONSTRUCTION

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[unfatalist]

Odd, to think of such a thing as a luxury.

[Still. He tests out the sling portion of the slingshot, pressing the stone into it and feeling out the elasticity once for good measure, then moves so that the tips of his toes are all of about a foot from Dave's and lines up a shot from a nigh-impossible-to-miss distance.]

Here we go, then. Stay still —

[Kapwing. Off goes the apple, in an achievement that is quite literally easier than shooting fish in a barrel.]

[parodeity]

I mean, I don't really have a choice?

[ BECAUSE HE'S DEAD...anyway.

success! dave grins and goes to pick up the apple again. ]

Unless you want to do it again switchways I'd say we can now relax and, I dunno. Talk??? John has a piano if you want to hear that.

[unfatalist]

You said there were separate rewards for shooter and victim, correct? Perhaps we ought to do both, just for good measure.

[Is he...going...to have to kneel for this to work...probably.]

[parodeity]

Yeah! Only the shootee gets something cool.

[ lame. he means lame. he just has issues and thinks hilariously useless ribbons are better than actually practical ribbons.........

look!!

dave holds out the apple to trade, though. ]

[unfatalist]

Very well, let's have at. I'll, er.

[He looks around a minute, then frowns with disapproval and gets down on one knee on the ground, straightening his spine before settling the apple on his head.]

Don't miss, please.

[parodeity]

...I suddenly feel like you're the knight here.

[ but dave nods and SLINGSHOTS!!! from like a few inches away because hell yeah cheating.

he doesn't miss? so there's that ]

...That apple is gonna be so bruised. [ he's totally gonna eat it anyway ]